gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via seanp0donnell)

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via trust)

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

(via jsantagato)

oh-sean:

Fucking flappy bird

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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via almostinhaven)

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